The zombie apocalypse is neigh - I mean nigh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The sound of blood-curdling scream.

Everyone. You will never guess what I've been working on and I absolutely cannot wait for you to try, so I'm just going to come right out and say it.

UNDEAD ZOMBIE UNICORNS.

It's hard to stress my level of excitement enough. I'm extremely caffeinated and absolutely beside myself with giddy delight. Almost nothing on earth makes me happier than these ridiculous and night“mare”ish drawings. (Get it? Horse joke. Nailed it.)

Seriously though. I’ve fleshed out the book, added meat to the bones, and I’m so close to finished, I can almost taste it. (Suggestive zombie undertones; I’ll let you digest that a moment).

Classic unicorn imagery fused with dreadful and alarming images that will completely disgust and delight artists of every palate and appetite. (I can sense I’m taking this too far, but I just can’t stop). Just call me Lisa Frank! (Oh, man, as a child of the late eighties, I can’t even begin to describe how much I wanted a colorful LF trapper keeper with the Velcro closure. Truly, I remember coveting those for most of the third and fourth grade).

So far, I’ve got 40 hand-drawn images of rainbows, dolphins, woodland animals and mythical creatures completely and horrifyingly ruined by overarching overtones of a gruesome zombie apocalypse. There are centaurs, satyrs, mermaids, dinosaurs, octopi, and bats – lots of bats.

I’ve also included a paper fortune teller to answer all your pressing questions about how to anticipate and avoid a ghastly fate at the hooves of a zombie unicorn, a dot-to-dot drawing, and a chart revealing your undead epithet. You can’t live with that! <3

Have I gone too far? Almost certainly.

UNDEAD. ZOMBIE. UNICORNS. Nothing more need be said.

Except to confess that I haven’t quite settled on a title. Any thoughts?

Update: See the cover here.
See purchasing information here.